Every buyer’s agent has those moments when you open a door and immediately think, “Well… this is going to be interesting.” Today’s surprise? A downstairs toilet that looked like a cross between a kindergarten art project and a 90s rave.
We’re talking bright red walls, neon blue panels, hand-painted rainbow bricks, and pipes so colourful they’d make Mario jealous. The toilet seat? Let’s just say Jackson Pollock would’ve been proud.
This is the kind of “feature” that stops buyers in their tracks, not because of the layout, but because they’re trying to work out if it’s intentional or an art therapy experiment gone rogue.
But hey, as buyer’s agents, we’ve seen it all, from disco bathrooms to zebra-print kitchens. And honestly? These are the moments that make house hunting unforgettable.
What do you think, creative genius or a crime against plumbing?